Branson

I'm just going to take a moment to point out that I have no interest in going to Branson. Undoubtedly, it's a nice place with nice people and nice things to do. But I have other things I want to do first. Places I'd like to see first.

Granada, Jerez, Natchez, Sequoia National Forest, Yosemite, Glacier, Vancouver, Macchu Picchu, the entire island of New Zealand (maybe both, I haven't decided), places in Japan, lots more...

So no more phone calls with fabulous three-day, four-night deals to watch shows. Okay?

Besides, I have TV shows to watch.